Kiss, Marry, Kill: Gaming Edition


Much like our Would You Rather? post last month, this post is just to play a little game. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the game Kiss, Marry, Kill, you are given three choices of people (or characters that you could imagine as human), and you much choose as to who you would kiss, who you would marry, and who you would kill. For example, Rachel, who would you kiss, marry, and kill: Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, and Manfred von Karma?

Kiss: Phoenix
Marry: Miles
Kill: Manfred
Hands down! So, Kris, who would you kiss, who would you marry, and who would you kill: Yoshi, Tails, or Pikachu?

I would have thought you’d switch Phoenix and Miles, haha! As for your question, I find them all adorable. Let’s see, though…
Kiss: Tails
Marry: Yoshi
Kill: Pikachu
Alright, Rachel, kiss, marry, or kill Bowser, Ganondorf, or Dr. Eggman?

See? If you kill Pikachu you can just bring him to a Pokemon Center. Clever, yes? Or maybe I’m overthinking this whole game…
Kiss: Eggman
Marry: Bowser
Kill: Ganondorf
I like Bowser’s personality and he’s pretty funny in most of the games, so I can see him making a good hubby.
Kiss, marry, or kill Wario, Waluigi, or Donkey Kong?

Not unless it’s like a Nuzlocke Challenge… Poor Pikachu. I can see your reasoning behind my last question, too. Also, I really do not like your questions, haha!
Kiss: Waluigi
Marry: Donkey Kong
Kill: Wario
I dunno, I’m not too thrilled with either Wario or Waluigi! Kiss, marry, or kill Princess Peach, Princess Zelda, or Samus Aran?

Rachel Mii Double Jump
Kiss: Princess Peach
Marry: Zelda
Kill: Samus
Nothing personal, Samus, but I don’t know you that well.
Kris, kiss, marry, or kill Luigi, Link, or Brock?

That’s another toughie…
Kiss: Luigi
Marry: Link
Kill: Brock
Brock had been one of my favorites in the anime, though… I won’t forgive you for such a question. My last one to you is, kiss, marry, or kill the Happy Mask Salesman, Tingle, or Ooccoo, all from the Legend of Zelda games?

Rachel Mii Double Jump
I’m actually pretty surprised at your answer… I thought you would kiss Brock and kill Luigi.
Kiss: Ooccoo
Marry: Happy Mask Salesman
Kill: Tingle
That was a weird one… Also, this post was pretty morbid… We’ll have to do it again sometime!

What are your answers to these questions? Let us know in the comments below!

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Readers Comments (8)

  1. Hahaha, I love all of your answers! You really tried to gross each other out by the end, haha!
    I have one for you two if you’re interested:
    Kiss, marry, or kill Maya Fey, Ema Skye, or Franziska von Karma?

    • Ahh, a tough one… kiss Maya, marry Franziska, and kill Ema. Maya’s sweet, but I loved Franziska’s character and development. Ema wasn’t bad, but I found her a bit annoying, especially since she took over Maya’s role at the end of one of the games, then Gumshoe’s role in Apollo Justice. What about you? 🙂

      • I don’t like Franziska that much. She’s annoying, and I don’t like her personality. I love Maya though. I was excited when I found a nice keychain of her in Japan! She’s the closest out of these three for the marriage option, though it’d have to be the older one from Spirit of Justice! Ema’s okay. Not worth killing, not worth marrying, haha. I want Gumshoe back!

    • Lol, yeah we did! We tried to make it tough. 🙂
      My answers are the opposite of Kris’s… I’d marry Maya, kiss Ema, and kill Franziska. I love Franziska, but Ema is so sweet and Maya is my spirit animal, so I couldn’t get rid of either of them!

  2. Poor poor Brock, he never stands a chance with the ladies, does he?

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