Much like our Would You Rather? post last month, this post is just to play a little game. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the game Kiss, Marry, Kill, you are given three choices of people (or characters that you could imagine as human), and you much choose as to who you would kiss, who you would marry, and who you would kill. For example, Rachel, who would you kiss, marry, and kill: Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, and Manfred von Karma?
I would have thought you’d switch Phoenix and Miles, haha! As for your question, I find them all adorable. Let’s see, though…
Alright, Rachel, kiss, marry, or kill Bowser, Ganondorf, or Dr. Eggman?
See? If you kill Pikachu you can just bring him to a Pokemon Center. Clever, yes? Or maybe I’m overthinking this whole game…
I like Bowser’s personality and he’s pretty funny in most of the games, so I can see him making a good hubby.
Kiss, marry, or kill Wario, Waluigi, or Donkey Kong?
Not unless it’s like a Nuzlocke Challenge… Poor Pikachu. I can see your reasoning behind my last question, too. Also, I really do not like your questions, haha!
Marry: Donkey Kong
I dunno, I’m not too thrilled with either Wario or Waluigi! Kiss, marry, or kill Princess Peach, Princess Zelda, or Samus Aran?
That’s another toughie…
Brock had been one of my favorites in the anime, though… I won’t forgive you for such a question. My last one to you is, kiss, marry, or kill the Happy Mask Salesman, Tingle, or Ooccoo, all from the Legend of Zelda games?
I’m actually pretty surprised at your answer… I thought you would kiss Brock and kill Luigi.
Marry: Happy Mask Salesman
That was a weird one… Also, this post was pretty morbid… We’ll have to do it again sometime!
What are your answers to these questions? Let us know in the comments below!