Dear Mario…

So, Mario has his own email address now. This is a thing. As part of their Super Mario Odyssey promotion, Nintendo set up the former plumber with his own email so people can send him questions and he’ll answer with video responses. That, of course, got us thinking about what we would ask Mario…

It kind of feels like sending letters to Santa in a way. I think it’s cool Nintendo is doing something like this. I honestly want to shook him an email, but I don’t know what I would say. The first question that popped into my mind was, “How did you forget to host your Mario Party games? Why don’t you party like you used to?”

I’m sure many people are curious as to that answer… I’m wondering, “Why did you stop being a plumber? What made you go off on an adventure in the first place when you had a safe job?”

Is being a plumber really a safe job, though? Is it…? How about this one: “Why did you go from red overalls to blue overalls?” I mean, he looks spiffy either way, but just curious.

Probably safer than facing a fire-breathing oversized turtle every day. I want to know, “Do Yoshis have their own names? Do you just call them all Yoshi?”

Rachel Mii Double Jump
“Are you going to save that white tux and actually marry Peach before she realizes Bowser had the right idea? (Minus the kidnapping, of course.)”

Does Peach even want to get married? You would think she would have strongly suggested getting hitched to Mario by now. I wonder how many, “Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you,” letters they’re going to get.

Rachel Mii Double Jump
Oh, yes! We shall write that letter! I’m actually really excited for this. I’m definitely going to write something to him if I can think of something cool enough.

Will you be sending Mario an email? Let us know in the comments below!

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